The Oscars

Hey everybody, what a night inside the Kodak Theater as the stage was the best I've ever witnessed in all its glory.

Hugh Jackman and his sprayed on hair commanded the show with the old feel of Oscar past when guys like Newman and Heston held down the stage with acting essence. Slum dog-Millionaire was the big winner, although I have not seen it, I agree. Sean Penn's acceptance speech blew. I'm aware "blew" is not the preferred critique of an honor so dubious, but it. I like that Kate Winslet, there's truly something about her... its that she's a MILF. Jerry Lewis looked unbelievable. I wonder if that was a look a like. Like that guy you couldn't tell if he was the Pope or not years back. I saw Judd Apatow had good seats. He was right behind Penn in a long shot, right before Penn went up there and blew. How bad did Sofia Loren look, she was beat up. At first I was like "what's Rihanna doing up there". When she came on stage, they panned the crowd and the singer Seal looked away. You know your ugly when Seal won't look at you. Then there's Heath Ledger. There are few people that have lives and accomplishments to bring the word Posthumously back in to the mix. Posthumously is a great word. I wouldn't mind doing something posthumously. Posthumously OUT !